Lydia’s excited about her new business…She calls her friend, Lulu.
Lydia: Lulu, I just HAVE to tell you…I’m finally doing one of those icky things!
Lulu: You are? Ooooh, I like icky. I want to see it.
Lydia: OK now, I have to tell you up front – I’m doing this to make money, so how much will you let me make on you?
Lulu – OK, let me see how much room I have on my card…
Lydia: Oh, well I don’t know if I should let you, actually, I’m supposed to ask if you know anyone who’s into doing one of these icky type things – someone who’s really weird, you know? Like me!
Lulu: Oh! I AM weird. I want to see this! I have room on my card!”
Writers, comics or creative types: What might happen next?
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Do you have the best-selling book, “If My Product’s So Great, How Come I Can’t Sell It?”
Oh alriight Lulu, let’s get together for coffee and we’ll chat about it. I am free on Tuesday at 2:00 o:clock or Wednesday at 10:00 AM which is best for you?
Lydia: Gotta go, Another call!
:: click ::
A few minutes later Lulu calls back
Lulu: Lydia, I called Lynnette and she says she’s weird too. And she knows Lala and says she’s REALLY weird. puhLEEEZE can we all be weird with you?
Lydia: Well, OK, but only if you all promise not to be pukey. Do you think you could do that if I showed you what to do?
:: curtain falls, fade to black ::
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Lydia: Come to my house tomorrow night at 7:00 pm. My upline will be there to draw circles on the board and show us how to make some money with this thing…. and bring a few friends and family.
JUDY
http://www.judyann.networkmarketingcentral.com
Edie…you are a budding comic…
Judy – tongue in cheek?
Ya know, that’s not such a bad idea for talking to my good friends. I mean, we relate with each other the best when our emotions are extreme – laughing or crying. My friends are used to me being a cut up so I never wanted to call them and talk all serious about the business. If I do this and they aren’t into it, well, at least I gave them their chance. And it fits perfectly with who I am.
Oh I forgot, you’re my third friend, to call with an icky
I’m almost maxed out, I have to be picky,
Guess who’s behind me, nibbling my ear and oh yes a hickey
I’ll call you back, after a quickie.
John! ROFLMAO!!
Edie, that was fabulous — title for your and Kim’s play: Weird Meets Wacky and Eliminates Pukey.
Dianne
Correction:
Weird Meets Wacky and Out Goes Pukey
I feel better now.
Dianne