New FTC-Safe ad? You decide. FTC rule vid and brief write-up here.
“Yeah, I did make that. And lemme tell you right now: nobody else made jack. You probably won’t either.
“Because I did some cool kick-ass stuff. Stuff people noticed. That’s what ya hafta do.
“The others just make noise. They all say the same lame crap. Nobody knows nothin. Nobody does nothin that’s their own. Buncha parrots. Who cares?