Warning: This post is only those with sense of humor – who are sick of being exploited by the “industry experts” with their own disguised, secret and evil recruiting programs. Post by Fake Kim Klaver
Have you, like millions of your cohorts, decided that your mlm career is not even near any track? Have you too, concluded, finally, that the reasons for your miserable failure are one or more of:
1. MLM sucks
2. Network Marketing sucks
3. They ALL, who have lied to you from the first, suck.
4. Your upline sucks
5. Your downline sucks
6. Your warm market sucks
7. The cold market sucks
8. Your company sucks
9. Your pay plan sucks
10. The tools you use suck
11. The trainers suck
12. You suck
Ahh, poor losers. Fret no more.
We have a SECRET NEW MLM PH program, endorsed by Internet super star guru, Paris Hilton!! Warning: Your upline will NOT want you to know about this. You can start your own company with this information. Who needs your crummy upline? Or downline?
It’s your turn for MASSIVE DOWNLINE RECRUITING SUCCESS. Isn’t it?
John Milton Fogg and I have put together a Secret Bombshell PH program guaranteed for all MLM losers – people just like you. Have at it, quick, before network marketing goes totally into the toilet in the U.S. It’s your only chance.
And of course, bring all your loser friends and contacts. This is MUST HAVE for all of them. Plus, millions in free bonuses. Do not be left out. This is definitely the LAST train. You on it or not?
John’s exclusive audio detailing the SECRET NEW MLM PH program listen here. Click on the arrow to hear the new truth.
Do I get 25 cents for each losetard that I bring to the table? 😉
I’m in the middle of downloading your new recruiting program, even tho I own the original. Thanks for all, Kim.
The Fake Kim Klaver sucks.
But the entire satire is quite entertaining.
Ouch! … ouch! … ouch! I’m still lauching, at myself! I am one of the millions who got SUCKered before I found NMC. Now I know when I’m being SUCKed into another “get it today, get rich tomorrow” SUCKer scheme. Thanks for the laughs
Boy! What an article. It’s hard to believe we go for the same things over and over. I think they call it insanity. Whoever they are…:)
So where do we sign up for the affiliate program,John. I think this thing will really sell.
Do you guest lecture at MLMAnonymous group?
Got a book coming out… Why I Suck MLM Lolipoops?
Pretty silly stuff but, not too far off the mark….it’s easy to get
suck…ered in to these things there are so many of them and surely one of them should work eventually right?
I’ll make my millions soon.
hehehe, as they laugh all the way to the bank with our suck…ing money.
I love it….I love it…I love it.
I want more of this stuff.
By the way, we must be the biggest suckers of all as we are STILL here ;o)
Oh my aching sides – that was too funny.
So…I guess we all suck…
Oh well…life goes on
This recording has me rolling on the floor laughing!
I’m going to write a free report:
“The Death of the Lead Generation Industry”
Once you give me your contact information, I’m going to tell you how you YOU TOO can get an unlimited supply of leads in this dying industry.
Walter Reade (from Wisconsin)
John is hilarious as usual. 🙂
This was too funny. John did a great job being seriously funny.
Mom’s fun again